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Monday, March 28, 2011

Laugh a Little

You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine! Here are a few of my favorite jokes... Be warned, they're a little cheesy.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing it just waved.

Why did the porcupine cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken's butt.

What did the sea turtle say to the oyster? Stop being so shellfish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar if she likes me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any chocolates for me?

Feel free to share your own!

3 comments:

  1. Haha, keeping it funny and clean! Hard to do in the world we live in! :)-

    On that note, what kind of bee's make milk?.......

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  2. Hmmm.... gosh, I don't know! Honeybees?! You got me!

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